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As defined by the relative speed of the YouTube loading bar. (Which is obsurdly slow). The potato constant defines the maximum velocity a potato will move at when in a race against other potatoes. This is derived from its motivation and will to live.
YouTube’s algorithms use the potato constant to decide if that video you wish to watch will In fact load.

The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.

LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!
by Tater salad boi March 15, 2019
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Friend: Do you have any pop?
Me: Get the fuck out of my house!
by Tater salad boi May 14, 2020
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