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Getting smacked in the face with three dildos during sexual intercourse while listening to Talk of the Tavern on Twitch or iHeart radio.
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When a Mormon or Jehovah's witness comes to the door and you answer it with a handful of jizz and style their hair in the style of Wolverine's while listening to Talk of the Tavern on Twitch or iHeart radio and wearing slippers.
She got a wolverine mic check last night.
I totally pulled a wolverine on the elder before almost converting to Mormonism while wearing a new pair of slippers.
by Talk of the Tavern.com August 1, 2017
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