A noun that likes to watch animals "mate" in short screw each other over. Also carries his lunch bag and throws random slurs at other people and walks down the hallway through means of jumping.
Newb: HURR HURR HURR
Me: stfu thinh.
A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."
Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@) NEE NOR NEE NOR