When a man attempts to initiate vaginal, doggie-style sex but his penis slips upward into the woman’s butt crack and/or anus and before he can correct, he ejaculates. See also Colonial Slip.

The acceptable weight at which a man is willing to have intercourse with a woman, plus one ton.

1. The ability to masturbate with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.

2. The ability to preform hand jobs with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.

Shock or astonishment in the event of sudden premature ejaculation, which can be experienced by both males and females.

When a man ejaculates onto a hairy, untrimmed vagina shortly before performing oral sex on said vagina.

(Bú-nay-nul Split) n. Anal sex lubricated with one banana and three scoops of fresh fecal matter.

(n) When a thinner, semi-attractive chick’s Facebook profile and albums contain nothing but photos of her and her fat, ugly friends, ensuring that she is always the most attractive chick in each of her photos. Note: tagging photos in this case is absolutely critical in avoiding identity heft.

See also, identity heft.