A pack of Newport Cigarettes. If one is to purchase newport 100's, then they purchase centi-newps, and so on and so forth.
Cashier: What kind of cigarettes would you like?
Customer: I would like one pack of newps please.
Cashier: I'm sorry we only have centi-newps.
Customer: Go die...
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