4 definitions by TIC Redux

butt on (one's) shoulders

1) the difficult and awkward bodily position wherein one's gluteus maximi are situated above one's trapezoids

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "head up (one's) ass"

"I'm not inclined to continue this conversation until I hear that distinctive popping sound that will indicate to me that you've successfully removed your butt from your shoulders!"….

"Yeah, they've all got their butts on their shoulders down there at Bridgeport!"…

by TIC Redux May 9, 2005

custerfluck

1) an extremely (and often embarrassingly) confused and chaotic situation

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "cluster fuck"

"That long-haired sunuvabitch went to the Little Bighorn lookin' to kick some aboriginal ass but ended up dyin' in one helluva glorious custerfluck!"...

"Yeah, every week it's a new custerfluck down there at Bridgeport!"…

by TIC Redux May 9, 2005

bass-ackwards

1) extremely (and often embarrassingly) poorly conceived, executed and/or organized

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "ass-backwards"

"Everything on that website is so bass-ackwards it takes forever to find anything!"...

"Yeah, somehow they manage to do damn-near everything bass-ackwards down there at Bridgeport!"…

by TIC Redux May 21, 2005

Great ta see ya back in men's clothing!

an all-purpose, ballbuster of a greeting for a guy

- best used in a loud and excited voice (and with lots of folks around to hear it!)

- best NOT used if the guy in question is much larger than you and just HAS, in fact, returned from a (secret) cross-dressing spree

"Yo!... Big Ron!... Great ta see ya back in men's clothing!!!"…

by TIC Redux May 9, 2005