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Home for people on welfar and crack heads. This town is so boring I would rather go cow tipping with a jew. No wonder young girls get pregnet and drugs are being used by so many people.Creating more and more crack heads.. This town is so sad.. I thought it had a chance when the casino opened...WRONG!!! all it did was make low income families even more broke... and let's face it people there are no jobs in monticello, noone can live on 8 or 9 dollars and hr..thats joke money... now as far as gangster... OOOOPPSS I mean wangsters in monticello.... please what a laugh if anything i'm glad that these kids at least want to be together and entertain themselves with stupid code name and gang signs in the air .. what do you expect in a ghost town like that..THESE WANGSTERS HAVE TO MAKE SOME KIND OF DRAMA CAUSE THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DO... IF I WAS TO MAKE CHANGES IN MONTICELLO THE FIRST THING I WOULD DO IS ASK JERRY THE HOMELESS GUY...( OK MAN WHERE ARE YOUR MILLIONS SO I CAN BUILD AN AMUSEMENT PARK AND THE SECOND PLAYBOY MANTION NEXT TO IT... OH YEAH AND LET ME NOT FOR GET TO BUILD A SUBWAY SYSTEM... CAUSE I'M TIRED OF SEEING U WALKING!!) Oh by the way which reminds me they deffenetly need more resturants and a mall.. cause Walmart is getting played out.. well my fellow readers I leave you with this thought...MOVE OUT OF THIS TOWN!! Shout outs to Shaker Heights... I'm out!!
monticello will never have a reason for people wanting to go there.
by THE WISE GIRL January 16, 2008

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