THE TOAD's definitions
Musicians who are in it for the groopies, their music isn't all that great, but they always seem to get the chicks/boys.
That Rocko got hisself anudder babe, damn! Mebby if Ah git me a ax I could be som buddies fan meat too.
fan meat
fan meat
by the Toad September 24, 2010
Get the fan meatmug. Any number of social web sites where people post and rate the naked photos of others and themselves.
Usually for the implied purpose of dating, but just as often the cheep thrill of exhibitionism. Also to compare physical anatomy, posturing, and photographic expertise. Often material supplied by cell phone device, in the form of video, bedroom and or wash room setting. Most participants will use about as much digression as the modesty one might derive from posing behind a tennis racket.
Usually for the implied purpose of dating, but just as often the cheep thrill of exhibitionism. Also to compare physical anatomy, posturing, and photographic expertise. Often material supplied by cell phone device, in the form of video, bedroom and or wash room setting. Most participants will use about as much digression as the modesty one might derive from posing behind a tennis racket.
Shiela; Damn girl, you don’t have to flash your tits to get guys to ask you out, just put a picture on assbook.com!!!
by the Toad January 19, 2011
Get the assbook.commug. utubeable:
1. That which is ready and usable to post to the utube web site.
2. A piece of video consisting of a worthy content for potentially millions of eyes and or posterity.
3. An item of video of such horrificly embarasing situations that it has the potential to make the main subject crawl under a web rock and disapear from public life altogether.
1. That which is ready and usable to post to the utube web site.
2. A piece of video consisting of a worthy content for potentially millions of eyes and or posterity.
3. An item of video of such horrificly embarasing situations that it has the potential to make the main subject crawl under a web rock and disapear from public life altogether.
Larry; So, that bit I got of Fester sneezing noseblow all over Sheila’s lunch is still on my phone, like I’m gunn’a ditch it.
Franklin; No way! Send it to me, man, that’s definitely utubeable in the epic sense.
Larry; Right you are! We’ll be famous, and Fester will disappear for life.
Franklin; Sweet, and Sheila will dump his ass faster than a hooker in skechers.
Franklin; No way! Send it to me, man, that’s definitely utubeable in the epic sense.
Larry; Right you are! We’ll be famous, and Fester will disappear for life.
Franklin; Sweet, and Sheila will dump his ass faster than a hooker in skechers.
by the Toad January 15, 2011
Get the utubeablemug. ice turds:
What becomes a big nasty blackish hunk of frozen street slush, and will attach to the back of a wheel well, only to drop in inopportune places, and look all nasty-assty.
What becomes a big nasty blackish hunk of frozen street slush, and will attach to the back of a wheel well, only to drop in inopportune places, and look all nasty-assty.
Boss; Look, you're in charge of the parking clean up. I want all those ice turds cleaned up and off the premisses by closing time or you are fired!
Lackey; Damn man, them rustlucks is froz down like Santa's balls.
Boss; Well I nearly broke my toe on one just now, and if you don't get them gone right now you will be thawing Santa's balls in your next line of work!
Lackey; Damn man, them rustlucks is froz down like Santa's balls.
Boss; Well I nearly broke my toe on one just now, and if you don't get them gone right now you will be thawing Santa's balls in your next line of work!
by the Toad December 19, 2010
Get the ice turdmug. Gobs of frozen road slush that build up under a car and finally fall off, onto the street or parking area.
Mom; Junior, your roadcicles are laying all over the drive, will you clean them off?
Junior; Mom, that sounds like work! Can't we just wait till they thaw? Ouch! Hey, quit smacking me, I'm going...
Junior; Mom, that sounds like work! Can't we just wait till they thaw? Ouch! Hey, quit smacking me, I'm going...
by the Toad December 19, 2010
Get the roadciclemug. The nasty ice boot that sticks to the wheelwell of your car, especially where it fill the massive rustholes there.
Old Dude; Those rustluks seem to be covering the caping holes in the carbody.
Young Dude; I thought it was warming up in here. Cool!
Young Dude; I thought it was warming up in here. Cool!
by the Toad December 19, 2010
Get the rustlukmug. DIJF?, Did I just fart?; A retorical question that often follows a room clearing event. Also a situation where the total unpopularity of a person might leave them with the notion that a stinker must be present.
Alternate applications may include;
DIJS-T?; Did I just shit?
DIJP-K?; Did I just puke?
DIJO-G?; Did I just orgasm?
DIJD-I?; Did I just die?
as the case may be...
Alternate applications may include;
DIJS-T?; Did I just shit?
DIJP-K?; Did I just puke?
DIJO-G?; Did I just orgasm?
DIJD-I?; Did I just die?
as the case may be...
Lee; Man, I was down at the town hall meeting and suddenly right in mid sentance, there's like, nobody listening. So I turn around and theres almost no one in the entire room.
Tony; Happens to me all the time. Right when I'm in the middle of a great rant, it's like solo-meo time.
Lee; So I'm wondering, Did I just fart?
Tony; Yeah well next time let one just for the satisfaction, get your DIJF? worth.
Tony; Happens to me all the time. Right when I'm in the middle of a great rant, it's like solo-meo time.
Lee; So I'm wondering, Did I just fart?
Tony; Yeah well next time let one just for the satisfaction, get your DIJF? worth.
by the Toad March 1, 2011
Get the DIJF? (or Did I just fart?)mug.