THE TOAD's definitions
Musicians who are in it for the groopies, their music isn't all that great, but they always seem to get the chicks/boys.
That Rocko got hisself anudder babe, damn! Mebby if Ah git me a ax I could be som buddies fan meat too.
fan meat
fan meat
by the Toad September 24, 2010
Get the fan meatmug. Pulling a Minnie Mouse; An unlikely girl who is sleeping with the best trash.
Usually when there is a perfectly good man waiting at home.
Usually when there is a perfectly good man waiting at home.
Chap: Dude, is that your wife hanging with that scuzzy dog.
Ole Man: Yeah, I'm gunna divorce her, know any good lawyers?
Chap: Divorce? What'd she do pull a Minnie Mouse?
Ole Man: No shit! She's fucking Goofey!
Ole Man: Yeah, I'm gunna divorce her, know any good lawyers?
Chap: Divorce? What'd she do pull a Minnie Mouse?
Ole Man: No shit! She's fucking Goofey!
by the Toad October 17, 2010
Get the Minnie Mousemug. When a person with a public voice makes a vocabulary blunder. Usually creating a whole new word, ie; "misunderestimate". Then after being called on the mis-speech, they claim to be right, or "selfjustified".
Ms P; I don't want to unelaborate on this topic, but truthyness is a big overatism.
Reporter; Boy, just listen to all that Palineism!
Reporter; Boy, just listen to all that Palineism!
by the Toad January 3, 2011
Get the Palineismmug. Gobs of frozen road slush that build up under a car and finally fall off, onto the street or parking area.
Mom; Junior, your roadcicles are laying all over the drive, will you clean them off?
Junior; Mom, that sounds like work! Can't we just wait till they thaw? Ouch! Hey, quit smacking me, I'm going...
Junior; Mom, that sounds like work! Can't we just wait till they thaw? Ouch! Hey, quit smacking me, I'm going...
by the Toad December 19, 2010
Get the roadciclemug. ice turds:
What becomes a big nasty blackish hunk of frozen street slush, and will attach to the back of a wheel well, only to drop in inopportune places, and look all nasty-assty.
What becomes a big nasty blackish hunk of frozen street slush, and will attach to the back of a wheel well, only to drop in inopportune places, and look all nasty-assty.
Boss; Look, you're in charge of the parking clean up. I want all those ice turds cleaned up and off the premisses by closing time or you are fired!
Lackey; Damn man, them rustlucks is froz down like Santa's balls.
Boss; Well I nearly broke my toe on one just now, and if you don't get them gone right now you will be thawing Santa's balls in your next line of work!
Lackey; Damn man, them rustlucks is froz down like Santa's balls.
Boss; Well I nearly broke my toe on one just now, and if you don't get them gone right now you will be thawing Santa's balls in your next line of work!
by the Toad December 19, 2010
Get the ice turdmug. by THE TOAD January 22, 2007
Get the overtimemug. Any number of social web sites where people post and rate the naked photos of others and themselves.
Usually for the implied purpose of dating, but just as often the cheep thrill of exhibitionism. Also to compare physical anatomy, posturing, and photographic expertise. Often material supplied by cell phone device, in the form of video, bedroom and or wash room setting. Most participants will use about as much digression as the modesty one might derive from posing behind a tennis racket.
Usually for the implied purpose of dating, but just as often the cheep thrill of exhibitionism. Also to compare physical anatomy, posturing, and photographic expertise. Often material supplied by cell phone device, in the form of video, bedroom and or wash room setting. Most participants will use about as much digression as the modesty one might derive from posing behind a tennis racket.
Shiela; Damn girl, you don’t have to flash your tits to get guys to ask you out, just put a picture on assbook.com!!!
by the Toad January 19, 2011
Get the assbook.commug.