1 definition by THE MAD DEUCER!!!!

a person who mysteriously takes poops in bathrooms ironically but not in a toilet. usually in obscure places which make it hard for the janitor kenny to clean up.
steve: did u hear about that guy at Athens he takes shits all over the floor.

Mr. Scott: ya of course thats the mad deucer!
by THE MAD DEUCER!!!! June 19, 2008
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