TANTI - (SHAUN WARD)'s definitions

Queen Hair

Refers to the female "axe wound" and the hairs found there upon. If you look closely at the underside of the "roastbeef" you will discover that there is always one hair, struggling for supremacy that is longer than all others. This is "The Queen Hair". If some bitch hasn't properly mopped her dungeon or stamped her feet after a golden shower, the queen hair is particularly adept at retaining that one single solitary last drop of piss. This can then crystallise not unlike the copper sulphate crystals you used to grow at school. If for any reason the queen hair is dislodged or ends up in somebody’s teeth, never fear, there will always be another queen hair ready and waiting for crowning glory.

I was moppin up my bitchs' roastbeef last night and the fuckin queenhair got lodged in my throat. I coughed so hard, I nearly shit my heart.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 21, 2004

Boxing Glove

Enlarged, gorged clitoris

After Howard had finished his panty pudding, Marina's tomato barmcake was that puffed up and swollen it was like a boxing glove

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Leopards Fanny Batter

Shock and bewilder your friends when dining out with this amusing and loveable chatchphrase.

Patron: Ooooh, I think I'll have the lamb henrys with a medley of fresh steamed vegatables for my main course, it sounds delicious and I'm just in the mood for a nice bit of lamb.
Matron: Oh yes, I've heard that is superb with a hint of corriander and a side order of leopards Fanny Batter sauce.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

Tripe Hound

Akin to the swamp donkey but with a verocious appetite. Can eat one potato more than a pig.

Look at that tripe hound over there, imagine giving that a "top hat magoo".

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Tomato Barmcake

Enlarged / well endowed female clitoral region

Look at the beetle bonnet on that, it's like a tomato barmcake gone wrong

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Flock of Sparrows

When visable bottom sickness has the appearance of a flock of sparrows landing. Similar to Squidgy Pyapps but liberated.

Ooooh, I've just been to drop the kids off and it was like a flock of sparrows landing.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Eyes Right

A term used when a nice bit of totty walks past, with all her undercarriage hanging out like a car crash.

Check the camels foot on that, "eyes right, skin back tight". One top hat magoo coming right up.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004