17 definitions by T.H.O.T Conscious1185
"I need a medical über stat! Jo Don done got caught in the bear trap this. While Sharley Mae done got caught in the master trap net. They bleed incessantly."
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 June 4, 2020
The act of numbing the penis with novocane, then letting it set. Then go back and rub flame retardent lubricant on the "shaft" of a penis and just before the male climaxes you light his penis on fire for 5 seconds. Have a bucket of water to put it out.
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra
Thing one: my husbands and I sex life is on the rocks. We tried everything we could think of.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 21, 2017
Using ALTERED skis down a high or slightly inclined street and proceed to show your skills.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 December 24, 2017