16 definitions by T Macalicious

A jocular and sarcastic way to deliver some brutally honest criticism under the guise of it being a third party’s opinion.
Hey Marshall I know there’s been some chatter about you not being a good fit for this job. I’ve heard some terms thrown around like “terrible hire” and “first to go”, but I want you to ignore the noise and keep doing what you’re doing.
by T Macalicious January 26, 2021
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A person who flushes the toilet while they are peeing expecting to finish peeing prior to the conclusion of the flush only to find their strong stream goes longer than expected.
I hear Steve flush the toilet, but when I go in there the water's yellow. He's an impatient flusher.
by T Macalicious November 4, 2013
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A person that tucks their undershirt into their underwear then tucks their dress shirt into their pants outside of their underwear.
That guys pants are pulled up to his nipples. Silly Old Man.
by T Macalicious April 25, 2011
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A common spectacle in the locker room. Typically associated with a grey bush.
My gym towel was sprinkled with white pubes today. Old Balls strikes again.
by T Macalicious April 15, 2014
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Girl: And then Jenny was all like OMG...and I was all like Lol...

Boy: Talk into the michrophone!
by T Macalicious September 13, 2012
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People from Spain. More lazy and less skilled in yard work and construction than US beaners. They also speak Spanish at 5000 words a minute.
When do beaners become euro beaners?

When they date your daughter.
by T Macalicious April 24, 2014
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The almost magic-like phenomenon when someone who needs to take a really bad poop gets within 20 feet of a toilet and immediately they have an almost uncontrollable urge to crap.
Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.
by T Macalicious November 24, 2010
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