T Mac, macaroni matt's definitions

Tattenis

when someone puts their penis to far into your skin that it leaves an imprint forever

Hey where u get that tattoo of a cock????
That's no tattoo thats from my boyfriend it's a tattenis!!!!

by T Mac, macaroni matt April 13, 2008

Tribang

a religious ritual where native americans would use to sexually violate a bonerific buffalo

we tribanged that bonerific buffalo

by T Mac, macaroni matt April 13, 2008

Bonerific Buffalo

a sexually appealing buffalo that native americans tribanged for their own sexual necessities

Teacher: Now children turn to pg 100 and u will see a photo of a bonerific buffalo in its prime
Student: What's that?
Teacher: A very "big" buffalo that native americans would tribang!!!

by T Mac, macaroni matt April 13, 2008

Rugjob

when a preferably a girl (not homosexuals) takes a section of rug and vigorously slides the rough piece of carpet across the shaft of the the penis

Dude i have a huge ass rug burn from that chick last night!!!
You scored a rugjob niceeeeee!!!!!!!

by T Mac, macaroni matt April 13, 2008

SPAYO

When a man at subway makes his own mayo by using his own magic punch.

" why is this mayo so sticky?"
because,unlike other mayos, mine has a certain home-made, sticky substance, which makes ur sandwich more pleasureable. it is spayo!

by T Mac, macaroni matt April 13, 2008