T Mac, macaroni matt
a religious ritual where native americans would use to sexually violate a bonerific buffalo
we tribanged that bonerific buffalo
when a preferably a girl (not homosexuals) takes a section of rug and vigorously slides the rough piece of carpet across the shaft of the the penis
Dude i have a huge ass rug burn from that chick last night!!!
You scored a rugjob niceeeeee!!!!!!!
a sexually appealing buffalo that native americans tribanged for their own sexual necessities
Teacher: Now children turn to pg 100 and u will see a photo of a bonerific buffalo in its prime
Student: What's that?
Teacher: A very "big" buffalo that native americans would tribang!!!
When a man at subway makes his own mayo by using his own magic punch.
" why is this mayo so sticky?"
because,unlike other mayos, mine has a certain home-made, sticky substance, which makes ur sandwich more pleasureable. it is spayo!
when someone puts their penis to far into your skin that it leaves an imprint forever
Hey where u get that tattoo of a cock????
That's no tattoo thats from my boyfriend it's a tattenis!!!!
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