2 definitions by Synergy Guru

spelling test

1. God's way of removing stupid people.

2. The reason your mom should have gotten an abortion.

I just failed that spelling test! God hates me!

by Synergy Guru May 15, 2009

God

1. The most popular entity known to Earth, usually with a fan club containing abnormally low grammar.

2. An interjection used by non-believers in moments of extreme feeling.

Did you hear that Christian the other day? He typed like he was 4 years old. Good thing he went with God.

God damn, some definitions have atrocious spelling. If you're going to define something, the least you can do is sound intelligent.

by Synergy Guru May 15, 2009