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2 definitions by Syed Azeem

 
1.
a person with a compulsive need to workout on a regular basis, usually daily, for a number of hours.
Tony practically lives at the gym, because he's a workoutaholic.
by Syed Azeem December 17, 2008
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2.
a degeneratively chronic illness that leads the patient into wearing rainbow shirts, getting high all the time, participating in meaningless protests and pretending to care for the environment.
Friend #1: Jane can't pay the rent on time and her landlord if about to kick her out.

Friend #2: Well, why the heck not?

Friend #1: She's been diagnosed with hippietitus. There is no cure. I am afraid we're gonna lose her.
by Syed Azeem August 28, 2008
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