Frizzy hair is not to be confused with gorgeous brunette hair. It is a naturally occurring phenomenon within a rare breed of dime pieces originating in Montesano Washington on August 1st, 1990. This type of hair is so beautiful and rare that it causes intense stress and drama with those who live around it who are unable to achieve its qualities. Females with this type of hair are subject to being treated like a sweetheart by a sweetheart with lots of love. Those lucky enough to have inherited this type of hair should be extremely grateful and thankful to their mother also.
Sweetheart #1: "I love your hair! In one word I would describe it as frizzy."
Sweetheart #2: "You can thank my mother for this."