2 definitions by Susan Teller-Gerdes

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Slow-witted, sluggish, to possess sloth-like characteristics.
He is such a schlub.
by Susan Teller-Gerdes February 09, 2007

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Any substance that has a blob-like consistency.
He hacked up a splouge of phlem.
by Susan Teller-Gerdes September 30, 2007

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