1 definition by Susan Rattlinback

Susan

Susan- 42 Year Old lady with 3 kids who play soccer. She is a former member of your schools PTA. She brings oatmeal raisin cookies to them and coffee. Best friends with Karen and is married to John Middleton. She goes shopping at Ross and sometimes Marshals. She does sewing with her mother, Pam Rattlinback. She was mentioned in The Real Housewives Of Orange County. She was kicked off the show after she had an argument with Shannon Beador and threw her starbucks drink at her face. Oh and the starbucks drink was a pumpkin spice latte.

Susan: Hey guys I brought cookies!
Everyone: *stares at Susan in silence*
Everyone: Continues talking...
Susan: *Sits down*

by Susan Rattlinback November 12, 2019