Sister: Yeah, so I called out Dad about how he hasn't been such a good dad and how he doesn't give me as much
money as Mom.
Brother: It's true! Mom gave
me $20 last week and he only gave
me $5. WTF!?
Sister: I know, right!? Then, he gets
all sympathetic and said how much
me and would give me however much
I wanted right then. That's when I shot the ghost and asked for $500! hahahha
Brother: HAHAH! DAMN! I bet he thought you were trippin.