A dumb shit who immigrated to your
country, from a beautiful
island, just to ruin it by beating the shit out of someone with a bat cause they
"looked at me funny eh", eating your
pets, filling up your
money, raping anything that moves and basically existing.
to get back on their
boat and PO.
Corn beef with a side of Jack Russel and 4 crates of beer all brought
with the taxpayers dollar is a feast
fit for the average coconut. Though most
will like 4th servings of all of the above.
do nothing productive in life and say its sooo hard for them to get a job because of their
poverty stricken up bringing so they
couldnt get an education and therefore
no proper job, and when one does come
too busy looking after their
to work so they suck
up the taxpayers dollar.
On top of all of this the average amount of coconuts immigrating is on the rise. We are fucked.
Coconut: "Eh bro, I got my benefit lets
go get us some beer, have sex and spread
our STDS and then beat some unsuspecting victim
up eh bro cuz gee"
*two hours later, coconut in jail*
Coconut: "Eh mr security guard
bro, i know i just killed some guy and two officers and all but I want an excersize machine so I can keep fit so I can bash this guy when I get out cause he looked at me like a funny cunt in the police car gee bro cuzzy bro gee eh waht"
And now the taxpayers dollar is going towards building
these cunts better prisons