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Dog bless you

It's meant in jest, of course..what, you couldn't guess that? Dog bless you!
by Submitters of Words March 30, 2011
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Impussible

Slang for a girl who just won't give it up.
Guy #1: I've been with her for over a year, and we still haven't had sex. She's impussible! What do I do??

Guy #2: Tool
by Submitters of Words January 19, 2011
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Similar to the "Just keep swimming" mantra from Finding Nemo, except this applies to.. you guessed it, the caressing of the male organ.
"Just keep stroking, just keep stroking..." is nice to remember when you're in a rut and can't get any.
by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011
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Norweigistan

The new word for Norway now that it's being overrun by Muslims
Norweigistan is just one of several European countries being overrun by Muslims at the moment
by Submitters of Words August 15, 2011
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Credophile

Literally "belief lover".

As for the previous poster, you fool that's not what credophile means. Credophile is an awesome term coined originally by the writer L. Sprague de Camp, in a letter to James Randi.

It's a label for those who appear particularly gullible and are particularly inclined to believe whatever claims come their way. (See Scientologist).
To quote de Camp directly,

A credophile gets positive pleasure from belief and pain from doubt... The credophile collects beliefs the way a jackdaw does nest ornaments: not for utility but for glitter. And, once having embraced a belief, it takes something more than mere disproof to make him let go.
by Submitters of Words April 20, 2011
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Two Birds, One Bone

Slang for a mff type threesome. Nearly every man's fantasy.
Derived from the common phrase "killing two birds with one stone".
by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011
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Cosmic Babysitter

According to the Republicans, global warming is a non-issue because even if it's real, their Cosmic Babysitter will drop in and save them in the end. Yippeeeeee!
by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011
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