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Colorguard is a group of fat bitches, and usually a gay dude who twirl around flags at football games in front of the marching band. These fat asses weren't good at playing an instrument in the band, so they joined the guard. What's sad is that they all think it's a real sport. If color guard is a sport, then taking a shit is a sport too. Nobody likes listening to the band or watching thses uglies throwing around flags. High schools around the country can improve their budget by cutting this "sport."
Guy 1 at football game: "DUUUUDE did you see how ugly the colorguard girls are?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did. Seeing them makes me want to be dead."
by Stylez Pness June 16, 2008

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