Stuart Fletcher's definitions

Baby Batter

<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.

Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.

See also Baby Gravy

"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Knob-Cheese

<noun> Offensive Chiefly British Slang

The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.

BAZZA: "Aww Chazza you fuckin' knob-cheese!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"

by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005

Penny has Dropped

<colloquial expression>

If the "penny has dropped" it means someone has finally realised the situation they are in after possibly being unaware of it for a long time, depending on the situation.

==> The phrase dates back to the Victorian Era and the popular penny-slot arcades. The penny would often stick halfway down the slot and the user would then have to either wait, or give the machine a thump before the 'penny finally dropped' and they could begin playing.

THOMAS: "You know... The other day with the beavers?"
COLIN: "........."
THOMAS: "We used their dam as a bridge?"
COLIN: "........."
THOMAS: "Ruined their homes?"
COLIN: "OHHHHHHHH, now I get you."
GARY: "Ah, the penny has finally dropped. Stupid fool."

by Stuart Fletcher January 22, 2005

Therefore

<adverb>

1) And for that reason

TOMMY: "Yeah and then he went into the post office and shot everyone, it was horrendous."
TAMMY: "Yeah I went into the post office the other day... Nothing really major like that happened, but I DID find some useful passport documents..."
<silence>
TIMMY: "Therefore, shut the fuck up."

by Stuart Fletcher February 24, 2005

M.A.S.K.

<noun> television;
M.A.S.K. literally 'Mobile Armoured Strike Kommand' was a cartoon series made in the late 80's - early 90's featuring a team of men led by Matt Trakker utilising masks with special powers and special vehicles against another team of villains known as V.E.N.O.M. It was very successful.

GONZALEZ: "M.A.S.K. was probably one of the best cartoons to ever come from America. It had violence, but no blood. Amazing."

RONALD: "Yeah, they lived in a laser age! They're cool. Cartoons nowadays are shit and boring."

GONZALEZ: "I concur."

by Stuart Fletcher January 11, 2005

Thirsty

1) <adj> Feeling a desire to drink.
2) <adj> Causing thirst.
3) <adj> Expressing a desire to want something.
4) <adj> Chiefly British slang; A exceptionally attractive female (or man, respectively) who is "thirsty for sperm."

--> From Old English: 'Thurst'

1)
That Phidippides must have been thirsty after running 140 miles from Marathon to Sparta in 2 days.

2)
Running 140 miles in two days is thirsty work.

3)
I am thirsty to win that tournament!

4)
SCOTT: "I've just seen a girl; She was thirsty."
FLETCH: "How do you know?"
SCOTT: "I mean she was thirsty for sperm!"
FLETCH: "Show me the girl."

by Stuart Fletcher May 10, 2005

Man U

<Sports> Abbreviation

Manchester United Football Club.

STAN: "You going watching Man U next week?"
ABDUL: "Nay."

by Stuart Fletcher February 24, 2005