Stuart Fletcher's definitions

Dollop

<noun> Slang;

An amount of a sufficiently viscous substance such as mayonnaise or jelly to form a large blob on a particular surface when placed there with a kitchen utensil such as a table-spoon.

SINAED: "Would you like anything else with that?"
PADDY: "Yeah, go on then. Give us a dollop of mayonnaise, please.
SINAED: "Certainly Sir. My only place in life is to serve you."

A dollop of cum.

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

On

1) Preposition; Above and touching a surface.
2) Adverb; Working, conducting their intended task.
3) Prefix; Continuously, continuing.
4) Slang Verb; To be menstruating.

1) I was on your mother all night.
2) Your computer is currently on.
3) The project is ongoing.
4)
WOMAN: "I'm on at the minute. Fucking men, they're all bastards..."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Tiles

<noun> Slang;

Used in reference to the paving slabs in the street resembling tiles that one may find in their kitchen or bathroom.

SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "What are you doing tonight?"
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER 2: "I thought we could have a night on the tiles tonight."
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "Yeah, I could do with getting drunk, woo go Friday!" <raises arms to reveal angel wings>

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Angel Wings

<noun>
1) Literal, Biblical; The wings of an angel.
2) Offensive, Slang; (Of a woman) Fat which gathers at the top of the arms, usually at the back so when she lifts her arms up, the flabbyness is revealed. Also known as 'Bingo Wings' for this reason.

1) Seraphim had angel wings.
2) Sarah had angel wings...

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

B.O.

<noun> Slang abbreviation;

Literally, Body Odour. The smell that it created when bacteria feeds on sweat hence making it stale. Often unpleasant.

SIMON: "Charles, you have B.O. Go and wash your armpits!"
CHARLES: "I have taken your offensive statement and unmitigated imperative into account and have calculated an appropiate answer to your utterance: No."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Fletch

1) <verb> To put fins onto an arrow's body to increase it's accuracy. The name "Fletcher" comes from this trade, usually a Fletcher was one who made the entire arrow, not just Fletching.
2) <noun> Usually the nickname of anyone with the name of 'Fletcher.'

1)
FLETCHER: "I am a Fletcher, I Fletch."

2)
LAD: "Hey Fletch."
FLETCH: "T'allreet lad."

by Stuart Fletcher January 19, 2005

Penny has Dropped

<colloquial expression>

If the "penny has dropped" it means someone has finally realised the situation they are in after possibly being unaware of it for a long time, depending on the situation.

==> The phrase dates back to the Victorian Era and the popular penny-slot arcades. The penny would often stick halfway down the slot and the user would then have to either wait, or give the machine a thump before the 'penny finally dropped' and they could begin playing.

THOMAS: "You know... The other day with the beavers?"
COLIN: "........."
THOMAS: "We used their dam as a bridge?"
COLIN: "........."
THOMAS: "Ruined their homes?"
COLIN: "OHHHHHHHH, now I get you."
GARY: "Ah, the penny has finally dropped. Stupid fool."

by Stuart Fletcher January 22, 2005