Stuart Fletcher's definitions

Well

1. <interjection> An expression of surprise or disbelief
2. <adverb> Skilful/skilfully
3. <adverb> Intimately
4. <adverb> informal; extremely
5. <noun> A bored hole into the ground to tap a supply of water, gas or oil
6. <noun> slang; The toilet

1. Well! I never expected John to be THAT good in bed!
2. Well done, Pete
3. I know your mother VERY well...
4. OMG Dat's well good dat! OMGOMG1
5. James, go and fetch a pail of water from the well, there's a good boy.
6. Hold on a second I've gotta use the well...

by Stuart Fletcher August 23, 2005

Man U

<Sports> Abbreviation

Manchester United Football Club.

STAN: "You going watching Man U next week?"
ABDUL: "Nay."

by Stuart Fletcher February 24, 2005

Fuck over

<verb> British slang
To fuck over;

1) To harm someone grieviously beyond immediate recognition.

2) To deceive another person or party out of their money and/or possesions.

1) "Thomas was totally fucked over by Robert and his friends. He was in hospital for sixteen years."

2) "Thomas was further fucked over by Robert and his friends, when they posed as insurance salesmen and duped the mentally weak Thomas into parting with his cash."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

Exoxenopatriotism

Ideology; (pronounced: "Ex-Oh-Zen-Oh-Pay-Tree-Ot-Iz-Um")

1. When someone is more loyal and a patriot of another country more than their country of residence. The term isn't counted for migrants who may still love their country of origin more than the one they moved to.

{origin: Exo; outside. Xeno; Race. Patriot; A lover of one's country}

USAGE: exoxenopatriotism, exoxenopatriot, exoxenopartriotic

Andrew is an exoxenopartiot because if Britain and America were at war with eachother, he'd fight for America.
(But he wouldn't be much good to them anyway.)

by Stuart Fletcher September 24, 2005

Knob

Knob <n>
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person

To Knob <v>
3) The act of (hard) intercourse

See also knob-head

1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob!"
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

Absolute zero

<n>

1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.

2) Slang; A hopeless person.

1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."

2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."

by Stuart Fletcher November 7, 2004

Spesh

<noun> Chiefly British Slang

1) To be one of a mentally diminished nature. See: retard

==> Term is a derivative of 'special' as some mentally challenged people are put in special areas of school and/or are known as "special people."

The term is used in a lighthearted sense to people who are not clinically disabled. Merely people who are known for doing absurd or stupid things.

FLETCH: "That fucking Fisheye... He's such an idiot!"
SCOTT: "Yeah he's such a fucking spesh."
FISHEYE: "Huh huh, I'm making a brew, shag yer bird, shag yer bird! Huh huh!"

by Stuart Fletcher April 2, 2005