1 definition by Straight Funky
a schplitzer is generally a person who is late to notify his or her friends of social events such as parties and public beatings.
A:The party last night was tight
B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.
A:My bad
B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.
A:My bad
by Straight Funky March 5, 2008