14 definitions by Stewart Larkin
A verb, to dork to have sexual relations with someone,usually a woman. Because you look stupid while you are doing the dirty deed.
by Stewart Larkin June 20, 2007
This is the alternative name for the Hilltop district in Tacoma Washington. This area is the wrong side of the tracks, traditionally the home to black and low income residents.
This area is popular with crack buyers and sellers,known as a hot bed for gang violence and violent mindless ignorant behavior. Where the low life crack head gang dooush bags live and hang out,ya go there to buy dope and hope you don't get your ass shot or robbed.
This area is popular with crack buyers and sellers,known as a hot bed for gang violence and violent mindless ignorant behavior. Where the low life crack head gang dooush bags live and hang out,ya go there to buy dope and hope you don't get your ass shot or robbed.
Is that restaurant on North J street?
No, it's on South J street.
Oh no we aint going there thats on god damm Cracktop I don't
feel like having my car broken into when we go to the
restaurant.
Okay well lets go to all you can shovel then.
Good I'm hungry!
Crack top a shitty place to raise your family!
No, it's on South J street.
Oh no we aint going there thats on god damm Cracktop I don't
feel like having my car broken into when we go to the
restaurant.
Okay well lets go to all you can shovel then.
Good I'm hungry!
Crack top a shitty place to raise your family!
by Stewart Larkin June 11, 2007
This is the alternative name for the Hilltop district in Tacoma Washington. This area is the wrong side of the tracks, traditionally the home to black and low income residents.
This area is popular with crack buyers and sellers,known as a hot bed for gang violence and violent mindless ignorant behavior. Where the low life crack head gang dooush bags live and hang out,ya go there to buy dope and hope you don't get your ass shot or robbed.
This area is popular with crack buyers and sellers,known as a hot bed for gang violence and violent mindless ignorant behavior. Where the low life crack head gang dooush bags live and hang out,ya go there to buy dope and hope you don't get your ass shot or robbed.
Is that restaurant on North J street?
No, it's on South J street.
Oh no we aint going there thats on god damm Cracktop I don't
feel like having my car broken into when we go to the
restaurant.
Okay well lets go to all you can shovel then.
Good I'm hungry!
Crack top a shitty place to raise your family!
No, it's on South J street.
Oh no we aint going there thats on god damm Cracktop I don't
feel like having my car broken into when we go to the
restaurant.
Okay well lets go to all you can shovel then.
Good I'm hungry!
Crack top a shitty place to raise your family!
by Stewart Larkin June 11, 2007
adventuring
When one snoops around the offices and other private areas of a company one works at, this is done if you work the graveyard shift.You look around in areas that you could not if you worked in the day,there would be people working there and they would object.Mostly looking in peoples private offices for privileged info ect, this also includes looking in to private refrigerators to grab some sneaky snacks.
When one snoops around the offices and other private areas of a company one works at, this is done if you work the graveyard shift.You look around in areas that you could not if you worked in the day,there would be people working there and they would object.Mostly looking in peoples private offices for privileged info ect, this also includes looking in to private refrigerators to grab some sneaky snacks.
Setting: Graveyard shift at General Manufacturing.
Hey where is that dam Johnny I need him to take over for me while I go to the bathroom.
Oh Johnny is out adventuring in the supervisors office again.
Oh shit.
Johnny comes back, Hey assholes guess what I just found out!
What?
We gonna get laid off on April 1st!
I just saw the memo on Ms. Ironbottoms desk.
Oh fuck I just bought a new Skidoo!
Haw-Haw tough shit for you !
No more job for you!!!
Hey where is that dam Johnny I need him to take over for me while I go to the bathroom.
Oh Johnny is out adventuring in the supervisors office again.
Oh shit.
Johnny comes back, Hey assholes guess what I just found out!
What?
We gonna get laid off on April 1st!
I just saw the memo on Ms. Ironbottoms desk.
Oh fuck I just bought a new Skidoo!
Haw-Haw tough shit for you !
No more job for you!!!
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009
Nigger Gram
This what a white boy will get when he buys pot from the black, dude on the corner he does not know,not his regular connection,one short gram.
An underweight gram,a light weight gram,short in the weight.
This what a white boy will get when he buys pot from the black, dude on the corner he does not know,not his regular connection,one short gram.
An underweight gram,a light weight gram,short in the weight.
Did Cheech pick up some pot today?
Yea,But Dave was all out so he had to buy some from a dude on Hilltop.
Oh shit! Fucking Nigger gram!
Yeah well it's better than nothin'
Guess you right Man!
Yea,But Dave was all out so he had to buy some from a dude on Hilltop.
Oh shit! Fucking Nigger gram!
Yeah well it's better than nothin'
Guess you right Man!
by Stewart Larkin August 26, 2006
What you yell out of your car window when you see a big fat lard ass dragging his hulking huge ass down the street or waiting for the loser cruiser to take him to his job at Mickey Dees or Taco Smell or Circle K.
You yell these words all together very fat,"Fatmotherfucker!!!" Then drive though a mud puddle splashing their brown polyester uniform with filthy water then roars off laughing.
Haw-Haw
Smell ya later
You yell these words all together very fat,"Fatmotherfucker!!!" Then drive though a mud puddle splashing their brown polyester uniform with filthy water then roars off laughing.
Haw-Haw
Smell ya later
Lookit that fat fuck nut waiting for the bus, opens car window,yells out window
FATMOTHERFUCKER!!! Drives through large puddle splashes water on fat boy. Fat boy stands there covered in muddy water scratching,"What the Fuck???"
Assholes in car drive off laffing like hyenas.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah.......
FATMOTHERFUCKER!!! Drives through large puddle splashes water on fat boy. Fat boy stands there covered in muddy water scratching,"What the Fuck???"
Assholes in car drive off laffing like hyenas.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah.......
by Stewart Larkin June 8, 2007
A brand of shoe that used to be sold at old K-mart fall apart back in the day,the 70's and 80's. If one had these shoes your buddies would make fun of you because they were not cool like name brand shoes,Nike, Addias or what ever.These shoes were the type your parents bought you if they were cheap or on the welfare.
They had some cool styles,running type with green suede and yellow stripes.
K-Mart no longer sells these type of shoes,what a shame.
These shoes had their own school yard song.
Tracks make your feet feel fine! Tracks only a nickel and a dime!
They had some cool styles,running type with green suede and yellow stripes.
K-Mart no longer sells these type of shoes,what a shame.
These shoes had their own school yard song.
Tracks make your feet feel fine! Tracks only a nickel and a dime!
Hey man check out my new shoes!
Haw-Haw!Tracks make your feet feel fine! Tracks only a nickel and a dime! Har-Har!!
Waaaaa?? Oh shut up you retard!
Nice Tracks K-Mart fall apart.
Haw-Haw!Tracks make your feet feel fine! Tracks only a nickel and a dime! Har-Har!!
Waaaaa?? Oh shut up you retard!
Nice Tracks K-Mart fall apart.
by Stewart Larkin June 12, 2007