Steven and the Twins's definitions

Sludge Valve

The Anus. Connected to the poosnip to ensure you have a quick and pain free muck release.

I have to empty my sludge valve, I have a Brown Trout craving the freedom of open water

by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009

Poosnip

The teeth that bite off a turd mid-exit. Created by Judith Chalmers in the early 60s to avoid the common problem of the day of people shitting out their intestines.

After crowning, and slowly making it's way through the sludge valve, the poosnip snapped shut and the log fell into the water.

by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009