Steven Stephalonavich's definitions

Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

New Guinea pig

1. A pig or sow from new guinea.
2. A person who was vaccinated prematurely.
3. A person who volunteers to be shot via a hypodermic needle with experimental drugs

Guy 1: Back in the days when measles didn't have a vaccine, my great grandfather volunteered to be experimented on for the sake of finding a cure; today, the people who are getting that covid 19 shot are the New Guinea pigs.

by Steven Stephalonavich August 24, 2021

Court in

A gang initiation in which two or more gang members beat up the new recruit for a varied amount of time (usually one or two minutes) in order for the recruit to become an official member of the gang.

Gang member: so when are you gonna get your court in to the hood?
Regular dude: umm im still in college . . . so . . . never.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Pedo

Fight. Drama. Fart. Drunk.

One Vato: this vato wants some pedo with pedro.
He was so pedo. He laid a pedo and he knocked rhe fuck out
Other vato: i know siempre la hase de pedo.

by Steven Stephalonavich September 8, 2021

Pipilonga

Underage, promiscuous woman. Underage hood rat. No-no.

One Vato: Hey can i bring some bitches to your pad homes?
Other Vato: As long as they aint no pipilongas like last time.

by Steven Stephalonavich September 8, 2021

Google Gaga

voice command for searching Lady Gaga on the internet.

Guy 1: I cant find any thing about this ugly bitch before she was famous.
Guy 2: Google Gaga.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Sloppy Toppy

A sloppy blow job, usually caused by gagging on the male sex organ.

Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021