17 definitions by Steven Stephalonavich

Google Gaga

voice command for searching Lady Gaga on the internet.

Guy 1: I cant find any thing about this ugly bitch before she was famous.
Guy 2: Google Gaga.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Gaga

Person who enjoys gagging on a male sex organ while performing oral sex.

Guy 1: when you get head, do you prefer a spanky wanky or a sloppy toppy?
Guy 2: it don't matter, as long as she's a Gaga.
Guy 1: I heard that!

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Cock blogger

A cock blocker on-line.
A person who blogs about roosters.

Guy 1: why are you posting pics of me and my ex on IG.

Guy 2: so my sister can stop flirting with you.
Guy 1: you friggin Cock blogger!

by Steven Stephalonavich September 24, 2021

Pedo

Fight. Drama. Fart. Drunk.

One Vato: this vato wants some pedo with pedro.
He was so pedo. He laid a pedo and he knocked rhe fuck out
Other vato: i know siempre la hase de pedo.

by Steven Stephalonavich September 8, 2021

New Guinea pig

1. A pig or sow from new guinea.
2. A person who was vaccinated prematurely.
3. A person who volunteers to be shot via a hypodermic needle with experimental drugs

Guy 1: Back in the days when measles didn't have a vaccine, my great grandfather volunteered to be experimented on for the sake of finding a cure; today, the people who are getting that covid 19 shot are the New Guinea pigs.

by Steven Stephalonavich August 24, 2021

Gayter

1. A person who dislikes gays.
2. A gay hater.
3. A hater who is gay.
4. A gay waiter.
5. A gay alligator.

Gay 1: OMG those shoes look hideous on him!
Gay 2: You are such a Gayter.

by Steven Stephalonavich August 24, 2021