Steven Stephalonavich's definitions

Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Barrio hopper

A person who hops from barrio (hood or gang) to barrio. One who joins more than one gang.

One Vato: Man tupac was a barrio hopper.

Other Vato: Why you say that?

One vato: Because he went from claiming thug life to outlaws to mob's.
Other Vato: No, he was a claimer. But he wasn't no hood hopper.

by Steven Stephalonavich September 8, 2021

Cock blogger

A cock blocker on-line.
A person who blogs about roosters.

Guy 1: why are you posting pics of me and my ex on IG.

Guy 2: so my sister can stop flirting with you.
Guy 1: you friggin Cock blogger!

by Steven Stephalonavich September 24, 2021

Gaga

Person who enjoys gagging on a male sex organ while performing oral sex.

Guy 1: when you get head, do you prefer a spanky wanky or a sloppy toppy?
Guy 2: it don't matter, as long as she's a Gaga.
Guy 1: I heard that!

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Darchitecture

The art of creating dark things. A dark form of architecture. The creation of torture chambers and other buildings used for evil purposes.

Satan: So how do you like hell Adolf?
Hitler: Wow, I am blown away by the Darchitecture.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

New Guinea pig

1. A pig or sow from new guinea.
2. A person who was vaccinated prematurely.
3. A person who volunteers to be shot via a hypodermic needle with experimental drugs

Guy 1: Back in the days when measles didn't have a vaccine, my great grandfather volunteered to be experimented on for the sake of finding a cure; today, the people who are getting that covid 19 shot are the New Guinea pigs.

by Steven Stephalonavich August 24, 2021

Court in

A gang initiation in which two or more gang members beat up the new recruit for a varied amount of time (usually one or two minutes) in order for the recruit to become an official member of the gang.

Gang member: so when are you gonna get your court in to the hood?
Regular dude: umm im still in college . . . so . . . never.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021