1 definition by Steve in Tampa

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A person that sits in front of the computer all day getting drunk on cheap vodka and avoiding work. Is also the target for all whorings that occur in chat rooms.
That duckmeat in Mississippi decided that it was more important to sit in AOL Football Chat for 20 hours while sucking down Popov vodka and getting whored by everyone in the chat instead of going to a job interview at the sewage plant.
by Steve in Tampa August 15, 2006

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