An entity who inhabits the Atlantic regions of Canada. Maritimers' strong desire for Moosehead brand beer is only exceeded by their tendencies to perform anal sex on local moose who also inhabit the area. When a Maritimer is content, it will retire to its Velvet chair and usually smoke marijuana unit it passes out or pisses on itself. Use great caution when when visiting the Maritime region of Canada. Butt plugs are widely available in all Welcome Centers near the border.
"Over here to the left you will see one of our prized local moose!" said the Canada Park Ranger
"You can tell the Maritime moose from the other species because of their distinctive gait."
"Hey!" said the tourist
"That moose walks just like the ones we saw at Yellowstone!"
"Yep. Looks like our Maritimers have been spending too much time on JTV" said Ranger Steve