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2 definitions by Steve da G-Man

 
1.
Idiot who can't take a dump without emailing/txting someone from his blackberry.
Hey Crap Tapper, its hard for me to time my own shit off the tapping of your blackberry?
by Steve da G-Man July 17, 2008
 
2.
When you believe you are laying an air-only fart, but a dingleberry or lincoln log come out by accident
WTF dude! A plop tart just flew outta your cheeks! Nasty, bro!
by Steve da G-Man July 17, 2008