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Douche Baguette

Girl: Go with that Douche Baguette, you two are perfect for each other.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
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A Needle Nose

1. A person who carries his or her own straw for sniffing cocaine.

2. A meddlesome person. A person who sticks their nose in everybody's business.
1. Dude1: Did you know Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Sheen?
Dude2: No but I know hes A Needle Nose.

2. Street Kid1: So what's up man did yal go rob that store last night after all? Did ya? How much money yal get?
Street Kid2: Dam muthafucka! Why you always gotta be Needle Nosing all up in a muthafuckas bisniz!?
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
mugGet the A Needle Nosemug.

A FireFox

1. A hot girl from the Internet.
2. A hot girl one meets on-line.
3. Megan Fox
Guy1: check out this girl on my friend's list dude, isn't she pretty?!
Guy2: She's okay I guess, but any girl on my profile gotta be A FireFox.
by steve stephalonavich May 20, 2014
mugGet the A FireFoxmug.

An Urban Dicktionary

1. A dumb ass person who thinks they're smart.

2. A ghetto version of a know-it-all. An intelligent minority.
1. Dude1: Did you know Jesus was a Jew?
Dude2: well aren't you an Urban Dicktionary.

2. Guy1: Man I wish I had an Eggs-Box 360!
Guy2: Its called an X-Box dumb ass.
Guy1: Well excuse me mister Urban Dicktionary!
Guy2: I'm just trying to educate your ass.
Guy1: Yea but you don't have to be an Urban Dicktionary about it.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
mugGet the An Urban Dicktionarymug.

A Foreigner

1. The act of sticking four fingers into the vagina or anus of an unknown woman.
2. The act of sticking one's fingers or toes inside an unknown person.

3. A person from a foreign country.
Little kid: hey dude last night I finger banged your sister.
Little Kid2: ha,ha so what, last night your mom let me bust A Foreigner on her old-horny ass!
by steve stephalonavich May 20, 2014
mugGet the A Foreignermug.

A JFK

Taking two back-to-back shots of Liquor to the head.
I propose A JFK in honor of the groom, cheers!
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
mugGet the A JFKmug.

Poor-no

1. The pornography of the poor.
2. Two or more poor people engaged in a sexual act.
3. A rich person.
4. One who refuses being poor.

5. The denouncement of poverty.
6. Saying 'no' quite poorly.
example 1
guy: last night we passed by skid-row and we seen these bums doing a Poor-no in the middle of the street!

example 2
Cop1: Are you in a gang BOY!?
Guy: no
Cop2: well that was a Poor-no! say it with some balls BOY . . .

Guy: NO, I AM NOT A GANG MEMBER, I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT . . .

Cop1: Much better boy, thank you.
by steve stephalonavich May 20, 2014
mugGet the Poor-nomug.

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