1. A person who is crazy about education. A student or Scholar who is nuts.
2. Receiving or giving an orgasm, to or from, an educated person.
1. Student: Hello Professor, Here is my homework for last week, next week, and for the rest of the semester.
Professor: I knew you were a bright student, but I didn't know you were an Academian Nut!
2. Male Student: Damn! that girl in my English Class is fine as hell, I think I just found my first Academian Nut bust of the semester.
Female Student: These fools are Academian Nuts if they think they can get any bitch they want.
1. A physically fit asshole. An asshole with a six-pack.
2. An absolute asshole.
3. Navel; Belly button.
1. Guy1: Hey you wanna go to total fitness with me?
Guy2: Fuck no! that place is full of Absholes.
2. Guy1: You just don't wanna go because I always get the fine exercise bitches and you get the fat sauna bitches.
3. Girl: OMG! that is a cute Abshole piercing!
The female equivalent of Douche Bag.
Girl: Go with that Douche Baguette, you two are perfect for each other.
The unselfish act of packing a large amount of marihuana in a pipe-bowl.
Stoner: Na these dudes were ballers man! they kept packing Manute Bowls of kush all night long!
1. A person who attracts promiscuous women.
2. A cleverly devised system or method of attracting promiscuous women.
3. A hornet who is a whore.
1. Tony: look at all them horny bitches all over him mein.
What does he have that I don't have?
Manolo: I mean just look at the guy mein, hes a fucken whorenet, he has flash! Bizaz! how are you gonna compete with that shit mein!?
2. Whore: I am so fucking wasted! . . . OMG!
Guy1: Really! well I got some coke at the house!
Whore: Are you serious? Lets roll!
Guy2: Ah yea! the homey busted out the whorenet.
3. Hornet: Is that a bee-sting on your ass bitch!? you're not a hornet, YOU'RE A WHORENET!!
1. A person who carries his or her own straw for sniffing cocaine.
2. A meddlesome person. A person who sticks their nose in everybody's business.
1. Dude1: Did you know Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Sheen?
Dude2: No but I know hes A Needle Nose.
2. Street Kid1: So what's up man did yal go rob that store last night after all? Did ya? How much money yal get?
Street Kid2: Dam muthafucka! Why you always gotta be Needle Nosing all up in a muthafuckas bisniz!?
Taking two back-to-back shots of Liquor to the head.
I propose A JFK in honor of the groom, cheers!