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13 definitions by Stefan the terrible

 
1.
To go "raw dog". To have sex without a condom
what is this painful, smelly discharge? maybe I shouldn't be raw doggin it with strangers
by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004
 
2.
an asshole that's been used and abused so often that it doesn't readily close when an object (penis, dildo, zucchini, etc.) is removed from it.
"This porn whore is a vet! she's got a gaper!"
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
 
3.
a live show in which a woman has sex (oral, anal, vaginal) with a mule or donkey. they are usually found in seedy areas of border towns in Mexico. yes they really do exist and aren't terribly hard to find
for Jeff's bachelor party let's go to Tijuana and see a donkey show
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
 
4.
the anus. aka the asshole.
I fucked tonya in the shitwhistle
by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004
 
5.
a condom
better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
 
6.
foulplay, sabotage, or ominous circumstances.
"Joe told my girlfriend I was hitting on a girl at the bar, what shittery!" or "when my car broke down it was pure shittery"
by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004
 
7.
a landscaper or landscaping laborer
"what do you do?"
"I'm a dirt ape"
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004