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11 definitions by Steed Dropout

 
1.
bragging about the tech-specks of your stereo.
my stereo can drive Empire State Building sized speakers. They said it had 500 watts.

Yeah man, but that's some stereo-ego; do you work for Best Buy or something?
by steed dropout August 16, 2012
 
2.
an erection caused by co-ed dorms, usually the co-ed bathrooms.
"I had just tamed my wake-up boner, when SHE walked in,

and, BOING!--it was back, a raging dorm-boner.

"What'd you do?"

"I jammed it under the sink, and went on shaving."
by Steed Dropout September 15, 2012
 
3.
When a girl fucks you for free, because she likes to give it away. Like free legal representation when the attorney approves the cause.
"Dude, I can't believe I boned her. She's never been down before."

"Sounds like she's down for a pro-bonor."
by Steed Dropout August 31, 2012
 
4.
When a dental dominatrix. does a number on you, using scary procedures as whip and chains.
"Dude, my sexy dentamatrix dentist worked me over pretty good yesterday. I was screaming pull it out, pull it out now! I'm still freaked.

Doesn't that violate the rules of dominance, man? Did you launch?

She said, contemptuously, "Clean yourself off."

I was totally ashamed. My balls have shrunk, man.
by Steed Dropout August 25, 2012
 
5.
matching tattoos, commemorating undying devotion that will die about the time you tire of the tat-twos, and each other
"Hey babes, let's get tat-twos to show we'll always be true."
by Steed Dropout September 15, 2012
 
6.
From tête-à-tête, a face to face social event, but this is tit to tit, where a man brushes against a girl's tits with his chest, or two girls touch.
"I went tit to tit with her yesterday, when a lurch on the metro threw me against her."

"OMG," then what happened?"

"I turned beet red, and stiffened, even though I tried to suppress my ten-foot pole."
by Steed Dropout August 29, 2012
 
7.
When you suspect your dumpster is more popular than you.
My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.
by Steed Dropout August 27, 2012