11 definitions by Steed Dropout
Sorry I missed our morning run, man, but in order to run that early, I had to take some drinks and a sleeping pill so I could be on time. Won't do that again, but don't expect me for a 6.a
run, either. Those pillovers aren't worth it!
run, either. Those pillovers aren't worth it!
by Steed Dropout August 18, 2012
My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.
by Steed Dropout August 28, 2012
my stereo can drive Empire State Building sized speakers. They said it had 500 watts.
Yeah man, but that's some stereo-ego; do you work for Best Buy or something?
Yeah man, but that's some stereo-ego; do you work for Best Buy or something?
by Steed Dropout August 17, 2012
"Dude, my sexy dentamatrix dentist worked me over pretty good yesterday. I was screaming pull it out, pull it out now! I'm still freaked.
Doesn't that violate the rules of dominance, man? Did you launch?
She said, contemptuously, "Clean yourself off."
I was totally ashamed. My balls have shrunk, man.
Doesn't that violate the rules of dominance, man? Did you launch?
She said, contemptuously, "Clean yourself off."
I was totally ashamed. My balls have shrunk, man.
by Steed Dropout August 25, 2012
From tête-à-tête, a face to face social event, but this is tit to tit, where a man brushes against a girl's tits with his chest, or two girls touch.
"I went tit to tit with her yesterday, when a lurch on the metro threw me against her."
"OMG," then what happened?"
"I turned beet red, and stiffened, even though I tried to suppress my ten-foot pole."
"OMG," then what happened?"
"I turned beet red, and stiffened, even though I tried to suppress my ten-foot pole."
by Steed Dropout August 29, 2012
matching tattoos, commemorating undying devotion that will die about the time you tire of the tat-twos, and each other
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
"I had just tamed my wake-up boner, when SHE walked in,
and, BOING!--it was back, a raging dorm-boner.
"What'd you do?"
"I jammed it under the sink, and went on shaving."
and, BOING!--it was back, a raging dorm-boner.
"What'd you do?"
"I jammed it under the sink, and went on shaving."
by Steed Dropout September 15, 2012