Steam Machine's definitions

Tidy Up

Somebody holding a deck of cards will offer to play "Tidy Up" and the gullible unsuspecting victim, thinking that this is a card game, will take up the offer. Then the person with the cards will throw the cards all over the floor and then order the victim to "tidy up". The game can also similarly be titled "Clean up", "Janitor", "Cleaner", or "Vaccuum".

Ross: "Wanna play Tidy Up?"
Deb: "How d'you play that?"
Ross: "I'll show you"
Deb: "Okay"
Ross throws the cards in his hand over the floor
Ross: "Tidy Up!"

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

spurrier

verb (used with object) -- To leave a college football coaching job for the NFL, coach two years in the league, then return to college football with another school in the same division in the same conference as the school you left.

Nick Saban just spurriered LSU.

by Steam Machine December 12, 2008

nomenclature

A women's physical assets - used especially when describing a large buttock area.

How's about we finish up for today and have a good old time juggling my nomenclature?

by Steam Machine September 10, 2007

The Drum Treatment

A man is said to give a woman the 'Drum Treatment' when he finally gets his much desired chance to provide her with sexual pleasure. Derived from the popular Scottish simile "I'd like to beat her like a drum".

"God, Nina turns me on so much. Her legs are so perfect. I'd love to give her the Drum Treatment."

"Yeah, that's right. Whilst you bitches were at Hannah's house watching South Park, I was getting the Drum Treatment from Alex"

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

/mu/tants

Users of the /mu/ imageboard.

Alright /mu/tants, any of you vaginas heard the new Opeth album yet?

by Steam Machine April 29, 2008

killing boots

Any footwear that has been worn by a person whilst that person killed another person(s).

My friend's uncle fought in World War II. He was wearing these very same boots when he shot another man to death. They're what I call my "killing boots"

by Steam Machine September 10, 2007

Justice Cross

A glowstick in the shape of a cross. Christened so (pardon the pun) on account of the fact that Justice handed out glowsticks in the shape of crosses at all their concerts since the release of their first LP "Cross" in 2007.

"Hehe, you'd think they were handing out contraceptives. The Justice Crosses come in a bag that looks like a johnny packet."

by Steam Machine February 10, 2008