Steam Machine's definitions

Dotcom Fucking Ruff

A common compilation of the three easiest phrases to pronounce when one is really really ticked off.

"God, I hate that electrician so so motherfucking much!. Ergg! Kurt. Cunt. Dotcom Fucking Ruff Motherfucking Dick Cunt Cuntscratching Fuck!!"

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

The Drum Treatment

A man is said to give a woman the 'Drum Treatment' when he finally gets his much desired chance to provide her with sexual pleasure. Derived from the popular Scottish simile "I'd like to beat her like a drum".

"God, Nina turns me on so much. Her legs are so perfect. I'd love to give her the Drum Treatment."

"Yeah, that's right. Whilst you bitches were at Hannah's house watching South Park, I was getting the Drum Treatment from Alex"

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

Bjork Nazi

A person who has a distinct difficulty listening to singers who are unique and creative in their singing style, particularly female singers, such as Bjork or Karin Dreijer. As such, they will refuse to try any band or vocalist who sings even remotely different than the way Rihanna or any other drab pop artist does.

"God, you're making a big mistake not listening to bands like The Knife just because the vocalist sings kinda strangely sometimes. You're such a Bjork Nazi."

by Steam Machine February 9, 2008

Eeela

Unexplained, or unneccesary, gore in films

I'm not so keen on horror films filled to the brim with Eeela. I'd rather enjoy a film without senseless violence.

by Steam Machine September 10, 2007

nomenclature

A women's physical assets - used especially when describing a large buttock area.

How's about we finish up for today and have a good old time juggling my nomenclature?

by Steam Machine September 10, 2007

killing boots

Any footwear that has been worn by a person whilst that person killed another person(s).

My friend's uncle fought in World War II. He was wearing these very same boots when he shot another man to death. They're what I call my "killing boots"

by Steam Machine September 10, 2007

/mu/tants

Users of the /mu/ imageboard.

Alright /mu/tants, any of you vaginas heard the new Opeth album yet?

by Steam Machine April 29, 2008