Global Summer

The opposite of global winter. Once the human race has finished killing off the ozone layer the planet is going to heat up like a motherfucker hence global summer

Don didn't like cold weather so he did everything he could to speed up the arrival of global summer.

by Stauder September 10, 2009

Semi-sleep

The area between being awake and asleep. Consisting of eyes closed, body semi to fully relaxed, and still hearing things going on around you. This sleep normally happens at school or some other dull location/event. Semi-sleep is not long, typically lasting no more than 30 minutes.

Michael woke up after 15 minutes of semi-sleep, feeling slightly better than when he fell asleep.

by Stauder March 27, 2009

King Kong Complex

When a big(big being tall or large) guy is into short girls.

Jeff is 6'4"
Jeff is dating a girl that is 5'4"
Jeff has a king kong complex

by Stauder September 09, 2009

Bitch Flip

When a woman goes from happy or mellow to a bitch with little or no reason. Not necessarily due to her time of the month.

I was talking to Sally today and with no warning she bitch flipped on me.

by Stauder February 18, 2009

fixiefag

Those "trendy" kids who ride fixed-geared bikes thinking their the shit, when in fact they look retarded.

-You see that kid on that single speed bike, thinking he's cool and what-not?

-Yea he's a fixiefag

by Stauder May 08, 2009

Dancing Drunk

When some one is so intoxicated they think they can dance when in reality they can't. Normally seen at bars with live bands, but also seen at any establishment that serves liquor and has music.

Last Sunday I was at a bar and I shit you not there were twelve people dancing drunk.

by Stauder March 24, 2009

southern hospitality

When staying at some one's house you screw their wife/sister/daughter etc.

Man the woman at Ted's house sure now how to show a guy some southern hospitality.

by Stauder April 19, 2009