Stauder's definitions

Skinnies

The incredibly tight jean those "trendy" kids wear in a whole assortment of different colors, most notably purple.

-I've got half the rainbow

-In what?
-In skinnies...duh

by Stauder May 8, 2009

King Kong Complex

When a big(big being tall or large) guy is into short girls.

Jeff is 6'4"
Jeff is dating a girl that is 5'4"
Jeff has a king kong complex

by Stauder September 9, 2009

a stone throw

a measure of distance, approximately 50-60 feet

Michael: where is johnny?
Ryan: about a stone throw away

by Stauder May 5, 2008

Semi-sleep

The area between being awake and asleep. Consisting of eyes closed, body semi to fully relaxed, and still hearing things going on around you. This sleep normally happens at school or some other dull location/event. Semi-sleep is not long, typically lasting no more than 30 minutes.

Michael woke up after 15 minutes of semi-sleep, feeling slightly better than when he fell asleep.

by Stauder March 27, 2009

Global Summer

The opposite of global winter. Once the human race has finished killing off the ozone layer the planet is going to heat up like a motherfucker hence global summer

Don didn't like cold weather so he did everything he could to speed up the arrival of global summer.

by Stauder September 10, 2009

Russian Marathon

When two or more people chug a set among of vodka, the first to finish being the winner.

-why the fuck does my head hurt so much?

-you won the russian marathon, remember?

-...........no not really.

by Stauder May 10, 2009

southern hospitality

When staying at some one's house you screw their wife/sister/daughter etc.

Man the woman at Ted's house sure now how to show a guy some southern hospitality.

by Stauder April 19, 2009