Stauder's definitions

Semi-sleep

The area between being awake and asleep. Consisting of eyes closed, body semi to fully relaxed, and still hearing things going on around you. This sleep normally happens at school or some other dull location/event. Semi-sleep is not long, typically lasting no more than 30 minutes.

Michael woke up after 15 minutes of semi-sleep, feeling slightly better than when he fell asleep.

by Stauder March 27, 2009

Fisherman's Wife

A woman( girlfriend, wife, etc) that is never happy with what she has, she always want more.

Betty- I want that new purse and those shoes and that skirt
Tom- Stop being a fisherman's wife

by Stauder May 13, 2009

Cube Party

An event where people gather together with rubix cubes and engage in unknown actions which may or may not be sexual in nature.

-Hey Eric want to go to a cube party.
-Hell yea!, let me get my cube.

by Stauder July 27, 2009

California sucker punch

When the weather in California goes from a few day of heat(or cold) to the opposite leaving you saying "what the fuck is up with the weather?!?!"

What the hell man?!!? It was 98 yesterday and sunny as hell and today it's 65 and cloudy. Fuckin' california sucker punch

by Stauder April 22, 2009

Hardcore Hawaiian

A person who has the following traits:
-is hawaiian
-able to eat coconuts and pineapples whole
-pisses hawaiian punch
-shits palm trees

O shit Doug's a hardcore hawaiian, RUN!!!

by Stauder May 5, 2008

Jihad Ninja

To use an AK47 with a silencer

Eric I'm going to jihad ninja your ass

by Stauder April 23, 2008

Hotter than balls on rye

A term used to express overwhelming heat

My god it's hotter than balls on rye today!

by Stauder April 19, 2009