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totally not gay 

When closeted gay men who desperately seek the attention and approval of others jokingly engage in sexual innuendos that would otherwise appear to make them homosexual but then claim that its "totally not gay" when it is in-fact completely, 100% gay.

Zephyr: Hey, why don't I pretend to perform fellatio on you.
Jono: Sure, cuz we're "straight" so its funny because we're totally not gay!

totally not gay by Starchy Tuber Pal December 30, 2011