1 definition by Stack E Buttress

Top Definition
A well coiffed patch of hair above the lady bits extending down the sides like a long moustache.

A mullet mound.

Something that makes a clean shaven man look like Burt Reynolds if he went down on it.
"How do you wear it down there, girlfriend?"
"I have a clut."

"A few more months and I've got a clut."
by Stack E Buttress June 22, 2012

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