1 definition by Squiads 187

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When you're about to drop a deuce and your struggling to hold it in, the tip or your shit-log pokes out and touches the fabric of your undergarment.
Matt- I'm busting for a shit so bad I'm touching cloth. Can I cut in front of you for the stall?

Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?

Matt- Deal!
by Squiads 187 August 06, 2010

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