To take a shit in someone's laptop, then closing the laptop onto said shit.
guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?
guy 2- It's coming from your laptop
guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
A Russian science vessel circling the Arctic in search of mermaid brides. If the mermaid bride you get is a half cod mermaid, then you are deemed to have a "garbage mermaid".
the first s stands for sex...the second s stands for sex
"Hey Ivan, are you going to marry that garbage mermaid on the S.S. Pussy Shovel?"
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