2 definitions by Spread Condor

Top Definition
To take a shit in someone's laptop, then closing the laptop onto said shit.
guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?

guy 2- It's coming from your laptop

guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
#texas #waffle #iron #poop #shit #fecal #prank #revenge #don't mess with
by spread condor September 23, 2010
A Russian science vessel circling the Arctic in search of mermaid brides. If the mermaid bride you get is a half cod mermaid, then you are deemed to have a "garbage mermaid".

the first s stands for sex...the second s stands for sex
"Hey Ivan, are you going to marry that garbage mermaid on the S.S. Pussy Shovel?"
#s.s. #pussy #shovel #garbage #mermaid
by Spread Condor December 20, 2009
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