Smee SMEE -noun
1. a person who shares in one's activities, occupation, etc.; companion, associate, or friend.
2. a fellow member of a team or group.
3. a person who is on good terms with another; a person who is not hostile.
Tony looked toward the door as his workmate and drinking buddy Dan walked through. "What's happening, smee?" he asked. Dan replied quickly, "Not much, Smee. What you doin?"
A person who makes out, i.e. kisses full on the mouth, with a dilver.
"Lisa, couldn't restrain her passion any longer, and before her boyfriend, Tom, could swallow his own shit, (for he was a dilver), she closed her mouth upon his and tongued him ferociously, proving that she was, indeed, a dilver diver."
Tony's assumed profundity ejaculated with "Maile, you should recreate this photograph in the same location, so as to colloidicalaterally contrast the space before and after the flood damage and restoration. By the way, I am Salvinian."