From the Comedy Central show: Workaholics.
Not your first nor second love, but your third love.
Guy 1: Chelse Niederdeppe's here. She's the third love of my life.
Guy 2: Third love?
Guy 1: You don't know third love? It's like Shrek, you know? The first two were cute and funny, but this third one sucked dick!
Guy 2: (laughs) yours?
Guy 1: ...no.