3 definitions by SpookyMulder

Top Definition
A Michael Scott Racist is a generally well-intentioned person who tries so hard to be politically correct and to demonstrate that they are not racist that they show themselves to actually be racist. Named for Steve Carell's character on The Office who made a habit of being this.
Oscar: Both my parents were born in Mexico. And they moved to the United States a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States. My parents were Mexican.
Michael Scott: Wow. Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American dream right there, right? Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides "Mexican" that you prefer? Something less offensive?

Kate: I'm not racist. I love all races, but especially Asians because although they're not great drivers, they really know how to run a buffet.
John: You're a Michael Scott Racist.
by SpookyMulder May 19, 2013
Being exceptionally lazy and cutting corners wherever possible.
Audrey: Heeeelp! I've spent all night on Facebook. Do you think Mr. F will notice if I reuse part of an old essay in this one?
Ryan: Dimpsing it up, I see?
by SpookyMulder September 11, 2011
When smoking, inhaling the smoke someone else is exhaling while kissing.
Jaime: Yeah Ben and I were smoking and we did some Dementor's Kisses.

Laura: Wow you must have been baked!
by spookymulder July 27, 2013

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