3 definitions by Sponsored_rapist
A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.
by Sponsored_rapist February 7, 2019
When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.
I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.
by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019
When you cover your meat stick with pancake batter, press it in a waffle iron, and eat the now cooked pancake off.
Tim : My cock is so raw. Ever since I did the Pakistani Flapjack and seared the fuck out of it in my waffle iron, it’s been bright red.
by Sponsored_rapist February 28, 2019