Spit Blood's definitions

shadeball

(n) A person who is so shady, they have become "shade" in physical form.

She caught Jason rifling through her purse when her back was turned. What a f--kin' shadeball!

by Spit Blood July 5, 2004

ripshit

Extremely angry or hostile

Needless to say, Mark was ripshit when he found out I had a foursome with his girlfriend, his mom and his sister.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

King Kong

In Texas Hold 'em poker, the starting hand of two Kings (KK), the second best starting hand in Hold 'em. Also referred to as "Cowboys" or "Twin Rulers". The only thing you really need to worry about is seeing an ace on the board.

I had King Kong and bet hard to keep out the BS pre-flop

by Spit Blood April 25, 2005

late

multi-purpose excalamtory
1) Goodbye!
2) Wow!
3) Take that!
4) That sucks!
5) Oh shit!

believed to have originated in Houston

upon seeing one's hometown team defeated in the final seconds of a sporting match:
LATE!

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

trippin

To be under the influence of a hallucinogen such as LSD or "Shrooms"

When I was trippin' I thought I could fly, so I jumped off the roof of the Kwik-Stop and broke my neck.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

kick it

To play a song a high degree of skill; possibly to improvise.

How about, we'll kick it. I'll say "kick it" and you just kick it with a tasty groove... ready... kick it... kick it... come on goddammit Kyle could you one time kick it what the fuck? We have a crucial clutch-cargo gig coming up Kyle you COCKSUCKER! You don't give a shit and I've been sittin' around gettin' sick of your attitude! You fucker! You fuckin' biiitch!

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

dildo squeeze

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003