Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.
We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!
by Spiderwilliams March 02, 2022
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Jizz Trumpet

Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.
by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020
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