7 definitions by Spider baby

resamtaurant

A restaurant where the staff and food are all exclusively people named Sam

“Wanna go to the resamtaurant?”

“Ooo yes I’ve really been craving some sam recently”

by Spider baby December 30, 2022

by Spider baby December 30, 2022

All the fluid that comes from having sex with your girlfriend while she’s on her period then you put it in a ketchup bottle to prank your friends

“Hey man want some pumpchup?”
“What the hell is pumpchup???”

by Spider baby November 12, 2022

Getting jizzneped on your tits causes Mrast.
Mrast is breast cancer in nipples.
Cut nipples off.

“Thanks man you jizzneped on my tits and now I have to cut my nipples off”
“Add it to the bag!”

by Spider baby December 29, 2022

The way the disneys logo looks like it’s spelled but it’s pronounced this way

“Let’s go to jizznep”
“Tf did you just say??”

by Spider baby December 28, 2022

Breast cancer that is hyper localized in your nipple. Contracted after getting your tits jizzed on

by Spider baby December 28, 2022

“Hey dude sorry I crashed your car by accident”
“Aw nips :(“

by Spider baby January 22, 2023