10 definitions by Speedo_spink

Bosnian Firestorm

1. (v) When a woman gives a man a handjob then as he climaxes, she douses his scrotum in gasoline, lites the pubes on fire, then hits the scrotum with any blunt object so the fire spreads to the surrounding area.

The crazy chick I was dating seduced me and then gave a Bosnian Firestorm and almost burned down my house.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

rectal fault line

1. (n) An ass crack that is extremely large, usually present on overweight women.

2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.

Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.

that chick has the biggest rectal fault line I have ever seen.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006