5 definitions by Spanky AKA Thumbs

the act of smearing poop under someones doorhandles so they get a nice little surprise in the morning. usually, dog shit is used in this process
my bitchass former landlady ripped me off for my security deposit so i'm going to poopsmear her car
by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 16, 2007
A person who is so ugly and wrinkly they can best be described as nutsackface
Bobs new girlfriend is definately a nutsackface.
by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 16, 2007
A fat skanky slutbag who makes her money dancing for morons at a strip club.
Nicki W is a skanky pole polisher
by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 16, 2007
a blackasaurus rex is a black guy that is so dark that you can't see him at night until he smiles
Passenger: Holy shit dude! did you see that? you almost hit that blackasaurus rex.
Driver: Yea its a good thing he smiled.
by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 16, 2007
the sexual act of shoving a lightbulb in a girls rectum and then donkey-kong punching her asscheeks so the light bulb breaks
The girl screamed when she was given an uncle fester unexpectedly
by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 16, 2007

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