76 definitions by Spanky

WOOT!

What you say when something cool happens.

Someone smacks your ass.

by Spanky January 7, 2004

funktastic

a higher level of fantastic, on par with craptastic, cept it's good.
when something is supremely funky, it may be deemed funktastic

that guy playing the sax is just funktastic. that guy playing the washtub bass, however, is craptastic.

by Spanky July 15, 2003

Coprophagy

The act of eating a lovers poop.

Dan and Melissa are into Coproghagy, hence their walls are now smeared with but mud.

by Spanky March 25, 2005

dink out

While golfing: On any hole tee-off, if your shot fails to pass the womens tee-off spot, the other players call DINK OUT! and you must pull out your dink and play the rest of that hole with your dong hanging out of your pants.

FORE!
*slice*
shit, that thing only went two feet!
DINK OUT!!

by Spanky December 19, 2003

POFS

when POS just won't do, such as in the case of Jeff Pauls blazer

fuck, that blazer is such a POFS

by Spanky July 10, 2003

foog

Well, duh! It's 'goof' spelled backwards.

1. When someone is being silly or annoying, put it simply, as not to offend..."Foog".

by Spanky April 5, 2004

joint subcommittee meeting

Something you say to alert others that you are about to go smoke a J.

Hey boys, It's time for another joint subcommittee meeting

by Spanky July 16, 2003