6 definitions by Spankdaddy

Top Definition
Family safe definition or code word for checking out ass in public.
Merkle: Damn, there are some hot bitches here.

Akers: Def some quality fabric today!
by spankdaddy June 23, 2011

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When a once hot girl gets fat. Possibly from eating too many donuts.
Juan: You remember that hot girl from high school?

Bigman: Yea

Juan: Well, she isn't anymore. She fell in the krispy
by spankdaddy June 23, 2011

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A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.
Jirosaga: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!
by spankdaddy June 23, 2011

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A hot biatch of foreign descent.
Akers: Damn, thats one HOT asian girl.

Mr. Bricks: Some turkish chonga for real Broseph!
by spankdaddy October 03, 2011

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A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.
Steve: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!
by spankdaddy June 02, 2011

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Code name for women in public. As opposed to saying alot of ass.
Steve: Want to walk around the mall?

Akers: Sure, hopefully there is some quality fabric!
by spankdaddy June 02, 2011

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